Realize Whats Wrong, Wrong With Your Life (Cazy Sky Moose'd)

I'm glad SunsetSims managed to share this hair, because I've wanted it for a really long time now. Unfortunately, Cazy's textures are REALLY dark, so I decided to retexture this hair.
I was sick all day today, so I had nothing to do but spend time on this retexture (and homework). For some reason, Cazy decided to make a certain thin long strand of hair, and shrink and stretch the texture in a really weird way, which caused my textures to look horrible, and I had to spend a ridiculously long amount of time locating the issue, and I finally managed to fix it after 4 1/2 hours. Fun stuff.

Anyway, the title is inspired by a song I really enjoy singing by Sublime With Rome called Panic. Its weird though, because I normally hate Ska/Reggae stuff.

Anyway, if you want to see the non-gif versions of the images, click on the color (as in the word that says Brown, Black, Blonde, Control, Red, etc).

Black:

Brown:

Red:

Blonde:

Control:

CATCH PHRASE!

This hairstyle is only available for teen-adult males. It just didn't seem suitable for elders, sorry. You can use my version(s) and anyone else's all at once if need be, because I used DABOOBS.

Adjust-Shine

EA Control

Disclaimer: I did not mesh this hurr. Cazy meshed this hurr, you buy it here.

If you like what I do, please consider commenting, subscribing, clicking an ad, or liking my facebook page.

Its time for reaction!

Moose

P.S. (a;ldsjfas;kadjs;k): If you see an issue with my work, please let me know, I'll fix it up as soon as possible.  Additionally, you can use my work for anything you want, and I only ask that you give credit where it is due, and no paysites. Thank you very much for visiting, and have a nice day. 

Fuck Like A Kennedy (Newsea The Truth) Moose'd

I am SO TIRED its not even

THE TITLE IS BASED ON THIS BY THEM. I LOVE THEM SO MUCH. 

Its like before, AS on the left EAC on the right:

Black:

Brown:

Red:

Blonde:

Control:

This will be a short post, because thinking realistically, I will never update this post again, and I want to sleep.

BOTH SETS OF FILES CAN GO IN YOUR GAME! YAY I FIGURED OUT HOW TO USE DABOOBS! If you want all the hair, pick it ALL. Its pretty straightforward.

No file names today or ever. MS3B is kind enough to do them, if this gets featured, check it out over there.

Adjust-Shine

EA Control

DISCLAIMER: Newsea meshed and mapped, and I stole that. Everything but the meshes and the texture mapping is mine, this isn't even their set of files, I made my own files. I'm that fucking cool. (Thanks to Delphy). Newsea's original is here. If you hate mine, use theirs' (Its freeeeeeee).

If you like my milkshakes, then bring your boys to the yard, dammit. (I'm not sure what that means. There are lovely ads for you to click, and a nice little subscribe tool at the bottom of the page, and you can comment if you like things!)

Thank you for being here, you're all so awesome for looking at my stuff!

moose

You can use my retexes and other things for whatever you want, just give me credit. NO PAYSITES.

P.S. IN PINK: Since these aren't the heavily tested Newsea files, and are actually my (very lightly tested (I only had like 4 hours to do this)) files, please let me know if you experience any issues (unless their mesh issues, then go talk to Newsea), and I will fix them just for you. Because I love you. Good morning/night/whateveri'mmagotosleep.

Be My Baby One More Time (Newsea Camouflage) Retex'd by Metalmoose

I remember seeing a preview of this hair, and marveling at how DARK the roots where. My goodness.
I'm proud of this one, I saw through Newsea's weird controls and figured out exactly where everything goes. I'm starting to figure this stuff out (17(?) hairs in, hahahaaaa)

The title is inspired by Cut/Copy's song, Lights and Music.

Adjust-Shine is one the left, and EA Control is on the right (I accidentally took bigger pics of Adjust-Shine, sorry):

Black:

Brown:

Red:

Blonde:

Kids:

Control:

There isn't a picture for males because I don't like this hair for males, use your imagination, its the SAME texture, but on a guy. 

Please do NOT use more than one version, because if you do, consequences will never be the same. Also, only use the all file if you want ALL the hair in your game, if not then mix and match with the remaining files.

Unzipped, the files are around 27 megabytes, but you'll only be putting a maximum of 14 into your game.

Filenames:

Adjust-Shine:

(Be My Baby (Newsea Camouflage Adjust-Shine - ALL) Moose Retex.package), (Be My Baby (Newsea Camouflage Adjust-Shine - C) Moose Retex.package), (Be My Baby (Newsea Camouflage Adjust-Shine - F) Moose Retex.package), (Be My Baby (Newsea Camouflage Adjust-Shine - M) Moose Retex.package), (Be My Baby (Newsea Camouflage Adjust-Shine - P) Moose Retex.package).

EA Control:

(Be My Baby (Newsea Camouflage EA Control - ALL) Moose Retex.package), (Be My Baby (Newsea Camouflage EA Control - C) Moose Retex.package), (Be My Baby (Newsea Camouflage EA Control - F) Moose Retex.package), (Be My Baby (Newsea Camouflage EA Control - M) Moose Retex.package), (Be My Baby (Newsea Camouflage EA Control - P) Moose Retex.package).

Adjust-Shine

EA Control

DISCLAIMER: I didn't make this hair, it was made by the talented Newsea, tainted as they are by their dark roots. If you really want the original, they made this one free, and it can be found here.

Thank you for visiting my blog! If you like my work, then please do not hesitate to comment or subscribe. If you're feeling really generous, please click an ad (or four). Every little bit helps. 

'moose

Please use my work for good and not evil. You know what evil means (paysites). Also, use my work for the good things as much as you like, but please link back here in order to credit me for my work. Also, please give Newsea their deserved credit. And I'd be happy if you didn't steal my textures, I made them myself, and its not like it was easy to do, I worked hard on those. Thank you!

I Won't Let You Choke On The Noose Around Your Neck! (Peggy Gift 14-15 Retex'd)

So I've made two hairs today (if the other one isn't up, it will be), and beaten Portal 2 for the second time in order to avoid working on my schoolwork. I'm so screwed for the next 8 hours.

This hair's name was inspired by The Cave by Mumford and Sons. I love this song so much, its so inspirational and stuff.

Lets get down to business, shall we? Adjust-Shine on the Left, EA Control on the Right:

Black:

Brown:

Red:

Blonde:

Control:

And thats that, isn't it? 

Please use only ONE set (pick between Adjust-Shine and EA Control), and please realize that the ALL file contains all of the hairs, while the others are for mix and matching purposes.

The files when unzipped while max out at about 14 megabytes, but keep in mind that you'll only be installing 8 megs (maximum) into your game, because I can make stuff smaller while keeping it looking pretty. (WOOO).

Filenames:

Adjust-Shine:

(Won't Let You Choke (Peggy Gift 14-15 -ALL) Adjust-Shine Moose Retex.package), (Won't Let You Choke (Peggy Gift 14-15 -C) Adjust-Shine Moose Retex.package), (Won't Let You Choke (Peggy Gift 14-15 -M) Adjust-Shine Moose Retex.package), (Won't Let You Choke (Peggy Gift 14-15 -P) Adjust-Shine Moose Retex.package)

EA Control:

(Won't Let You Choke (Peggy Gift 14-15 -ALL) EA Control Moose Retex.package), (Won't Let You Choke (Peggy Gift 14-15 -C) EA Control Moose Retex.package), (Won't Let You Choke (Peggy Gift 14-15 -M) EA Control Moose Retex.package), (Won't Let You Choke (Peggy Gift 14-15 -P) EA Control Moose Retex.package)

Adjust-Shine

EA Control

Disclaimer: I didn't make this hair, it was made by Peggy over at her zone, if you want a direct link, here's one and here's another. Isn't that super nice of me?

Thank you for checking out my stuff, if you like what you see, go ahead and download. If you REALLY like what you see, please let me know via comments, and if you're feeling generous, then click an ad (if you see any, ad blocker, right?). I love y'all, so please come back!

I'll know my name as it's called again!

'moose

Please don't use my work on paysites. Please give me (and Peggy) credit, we both went through the trouble of producing this, so please help us out by linking back here. See you again in a mo'

P.S. Please do not hesitate to request stuff, it is very likely that I will do it, I'll do anything to escape schoolwork.

Used to Be One of The Rotten Ones, And I Liked You For That (Newsea Shero retextured)

So its been a long hard week, my computer has been broken for a long time, I've been ridiculously tired, and I made the mistake of starting this retexture before my final essay (due tomorrow). The thing that was supposed to be a 45 minute job became a 3 hour job, and then a 4 hour job, because I thought that I could convert it for males.
Even so, Lotus beat me to it, bless their soul, because this was a real bitch to do. And SOMEHOW, she managed to convert the fucker too, but she just enabled it; I did something completely different. Mine has a standalone male version, so no female version is required if you don't want it. Bam. I'm cool, and it only took 4 hours to figure out how to do it.

The song referenced in the title is incredible. It completely calmed me down as I was freaking out about the massive amount of dumbfuckery that has been my week so far, so it basically saved me. Thank you, Broken Social Scene. The Song is called Anthems For a Seventeen Year-Old Girl, and its one of my favorites.

Images? Okay! Adjust shine be on the left, and EA Control on the right. w00t. (Oh, new female model, also, I messed up a color (red) somehow, please bear with me):

Black:

Brown:

Red:

Blonde:

Control:

And preview of males, (just for kicks):

If you like what you see, go ahead and download, it would make me super stoked!

Please download only one set of files. I made that mistake during testing, which caused the hair to just not show up at all, which freaked me out (and added an extra hour to the process). Additionally, If you want the Adult male hair and the female toddler-elder, then use the ALL file, thats why its there, I'm trying to be nice here. 

To be clear, it is for all ages and sexes except male preschooler and male child (and babies of course, but that should be a given) I don't want to make more versions, I'm completely sick of this hair, I put too much work into it, I'm done. (For real, there are 10 files down there, please just be happy).

The files are sortof large, but no big, I guess; unzipped, you're going to have 70-90 megabytes of files, depending on the one you download, but keep in mind you'll only be sticking a maximum of 48 megabytes into your game. My files are large because I use and HQ modification, and it has to look purdy and stuff.

(Oh Jesus Christ, this is going to be a long one)Filenames: (Used To Be One of The Rotten Ones (Newsea Shero - ALL) Retextured By Metalmoose.package), (Used To Be One of The Rotten Ones (Newsea Shero - C) Retextured By Metalmoose.package), (Used To Be One of The Rotten Ones (Newsea Shero - F) Retextured By Metalmoose.package), (Used To Be One of The Rotten Ones (Newsea Shero - M) Retextured By Metalmoose.package), (Used To Be One of The Rotten Ones (Newsea Shero - P) Retextured By Metalmoose.package)

(Used To Be One of The Rotten Ones (Newsea Shero - ALL) Retextured By Metalmoose (EA Control).package), (Used To Be One of The Rotten Ones (Newsea Shero - C) Retextured By Metalmoose (EA Control).package), (Used To Be One of The Rotten Ones (Newsea Shero - F) Retextured By Metalmoose (EA Control).package), (Used To Be One of The Rotten Ones (Newsea Shero - M) Retextured By Metalmoose (EA Control).package), (Used To Be One of The Rotten Ones (Newsea Shero - P) Retextured By Metalmoose (EA Control).package)

Adjust-Shine

EA Control

Disclaimer: I did not make this hair myself, I just fucked with the files, the originals can be found here, and they're by the super awesome super (asian? I'm making stuff up, its definitely bedtime) Newsea Duo. The only thing I can claim is my screwing with the files, and making a male version. And the male version doesn't require a female version. Its standalone, bitches. I'm really proud of myself. 

Please report any issues you may have, because I messed with files other than textures, which is way out of my (limited) range of expertise, please let me know.

Thank you for looking at my blog and supporting my work, all I ask is that you say nice things if you mean them, and consider clicking the ad from time to time, because that way, I get some form of compensation. OH! and don't be afraid to make a request, unless its for a brand new newsea hair, which I will most likely do immediately.

Thank you for dealing with my Goddamn Dirty mouth,

'moose.

So this is the part where I ask that you don't share my stuff without giving myself or Newsea credit. We both worked hard on this (at least I did) so the least you could do is link back to my blog. Please use my work for whatever you like, but pleasepleaseplease no paysites. For the love of god.  Have a nice day (night?)

They're Screaming At Us; We Don't Need Your Kind (Newsea Yuppie Retextured)

I was perusing the blogs, and I checked up on Ariz's Sims, and I found a wonderfully good looking sim called Garrett. I then realized that his hair, which is made by the wondeful Newsea Duo, and I decided that I wanted to retexture it. 

The title comes from an incredible song by Arcade Fire, and I freaking love it. The song basically describes the sentimentality of everyone who has ever been a teenager ever. So go ahead and take a listen to Sprawl II (Mountains Beyond Mountains), because I've had it on loop all day.

Oh, and also, you may notice an ad or two, but thats because I actually spend quite a substantial amount of time doing this, and it would be nice to be able to use something of what gets made in order to buy Generations, so I won't have to shell out the full price. So, if you'd like me to retexture the hair on your sims' toes, then please click on the ad, if you're feeling generous. 

So, as per the new system, Adjust-Shine will chill on the left, and EA's Controls will party on the right. 

Check it (zOMG MALE MODELS):

Black:

Brown:

Red:

Blonde:

Control:

So, if you like them, go ahead and download below, but only download ONE SET OF FILES I don't know what happens if you download both, and you can try, but chances are it won't be good. Also, if you want All of the hairs (toddler-elder) then use the ALL file. If you want to select, go ahead and do that. Please do not simply stick all of the files in your game. It won't work.

The files range from between 20-27 megabytes, and unzipped, they'll be about 40-something, but keep in mind that you'll only be putting a total of about 25 megabytes in your game as a maximum.

The files are available for males only, and they're available for toddlers, preschoolers, and teens-elders. 

Filenames: (They're Screaming At Us (Newsea Yuppie - ALL) Retextured By Metalmoose.package), (They're Screaming At Us (Newsea Yuppie - C) Retextured By Metalmoose.package), (They're Screaming At Us (Newsea Yuppie - M) Retextured By Metalmoose.package), (They're Screaming At Us (Newsea Yuppie - P) Retextured By Metalmoose.package), (They're Screaming At Us (Newsea Yuppie - ALL) Retextured By Metalmoose (EA Control).package), (They're Screaming At Us (Newsea Yuppie - C) Retextured By Metalmoose (EA Control).package), (They're Screaming At Us (Newsea Yuppie - M) Retextured By Metalmoose (EA Control).package), (They're Screaming At Us (Newsea Yuppie - P) Retextured By Metalmoose (EA Control).package).

Adjust-Shine

EA Control

DISCLAIMER: I did not make this hair, I simply retextured it. It was made by the good folks over at Newsea, and can be found here. They're trying to make money too, but they're doing it wrong, if you NEEDNEEDNEED their version of this hair, you can find it on the booty.

Thank you for taking a look at my blog, keep in mind that I do not charge for my work, and the only thing I get in return is your praise, or money from google. So please do not hesitate to click an ad, give me some feedback, or make a request.

'moose.

Oh hay thurr. If you're thinking about using my work, that'd be super-dee-duper, my only requirement is that you credit me and Newsea, because we both spent time working on this, and we both deserve the credit. I did my part by linking to them up there, if you're going to use our work, we expect you to do so as well. Please avoid paysites (or 'donation' sites) and have a nice day.