Fuck Me Good, Fuck Me Long, Fuck Me Numb (Cazy CarpeDiem Moose'd)

So I said that this would be uploaded yesterday, but it wasn't because family happened and I haven't seen them in like 13 years, so it may or may not have been somewhat important.

So Reis made a version of this, and this is a modified and retextured version of that version. I loved Reis' version because of the awesome poly reduction, but I couldn't deal with the wideness, which is Cazy's bad. I feel like I'm just making everything less volumized lately. Oh well, I believe it looks better. All of Cazy's morphs and bones are still there, but I added a thin morph because I don't like floaty hairs. This will be the last version I release of this hair unless I end up taking the time to redo the texture assignments, which I probably won't.
Also, from now on, my EA control is completely different, the actual highlights are more clearly visible, and I will be using EA's textures for them. Back in the days of Sims 2, people used to do Maxis matching, and that's what my EA control basically is. Additionally, this hair and all future hairs have bump maps. The EA bump maps are very detailed, while the AS bump maps are essentially there to ensure that there won't be any bump mapping. EA is going for realism while AS is going for wiggy and plastic like. That being said, I like my hairs wiggy and plastic like, but now EA control is more work as I now have to make two completely different sets of textures. You can see an example HERE. They each have their own control and specular as well. Which means twice the work although I'm only using AS versions anyway. Don't tell me I don't give you guys the best that I can, because I really do. 

This hair's name is based on Frank Ocean's Novacane. I know that the original retexture of this hair was based on a song by Of Montreal, but I'm obsessed with Frank's stuff, and this is basically a completely new hair anyway.

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Hurray! Catch Phrase!

This hairstyle is 10,050 polygons in LOD0, and 4,312 in LOD1. (The original version is 11,089 and 5,555; so Reis deserves gratitude, lots of it.)

*This hairstyle is available for teen-elder females only, as I'm lazy and there's too much glamour involved for children. As always, the hairstyle is non-default. I'd rather spend an extra hour taking apart and reassembling the orignal than replacing it.*

This hairstyle is fully compatible with fat and breast morphs.

-Press CTRL + S to download when you reach the page-

(or go up the to left-hand corner and click file, and select download from the drop-down menu)

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DISCLAIMER: I did not mesh this. I didn't particularly fix this, I didn't even reduce the polycount! I just reduced the wideness. The meshwork was done by Cazy. The removal of the extra strands that removed the  extra 1,000 polygons was done by Reis. The textures and this version are only mine because I reduced the wideness and added another morph.

If you like my work, you can also find me on facebook, and my sim tumblr. If that don't tickle yer fancy, you can follow me here on blogger or just comment to let me know how you feel about my work.

Sincerely,

Moose

Please give me a heads up if you have any trouble with this, so I can fix it. I know I may be hard to get a hold of, but I WILL see it eventually.

I would love it if you decided to use my work in a video or picture, but please don't upload anywhere. The only time I'm okay with people uploading my work is if it comes in a sim bundle and I am GIVEN CREDIT. I've found my work on the exchange before without any credit given and it just makes me feel dirty. Please don't retexture this hairstyle until 3 weeks have passed since I've posted it. You can post your own retexture of this on August 16th, 2012, but please no earlier than that. Also, don't steal my textures or claim as your own work. Have a nice day.

Why Don't You Be The Artist and Make Me Out Of Clay (Cazy Lilo Moose'd)

So I'm going to make this quick because I have a massive hangover and I want to work on other hairs and go to sleep and lots of things.

I know I've already done this retexture, but there are two very good reasons why. The previous version was 25,389 polygons in LODs 0 and 1, this one is 12,162 polygons in LODs 0 and 1. While this means no morphs, it means more people can run it. Also, after having tried and very nearly failing miserably at reducing only 5,000 polygons, a 13,000 poly reduction is worthy of WORSHIP in my eyes. Cazy wins all the awards, she's amazingly talented, pay or not. Additionally, it fits the head better. Look (don't pay attention to the textures, that comes later, this is just so you can see the shape):

This hairstyle's name is based on Ellie Goulding's The Writer. You know the drill. Ellie is amazing.

Click to enlarge(the jpgs are like 2400x1080 pixels, its ridiculous what I do for you people):

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This hairstyle is 12,162 polygons in LOD0 and LOD1. Some of you should be able to run it, and I hope you can, because I think it looks amazing.

*This hairstyle is only available for teen-elder females. Apparently Cazy did not want it for children and neither do I, to be honest. This hairstyle is non-default because of DABOOBS. I typically don't use DABOOBS, but I used it this time because this hair doesn't have any fat morphs.*

This hairstyle is ONLY compatible with breast sliders. Fat sliders will cause it to explode.

-Press CTRL + S to download when you reach the page-

(or go up the to left-hand corner and click file, and select download from the drop-down menu)

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DISCLAIMER: I did not mesh this, I only textured it. The textures are mine, that's it. The fix and the sliders and all that jazz are Cazy's.

If you like what I do, then please feel free to comment or subscribe here. I also have a facebook you can like if you feel like liking it, and if you have a tumblr, you can follow me on my tumblr. 

I'd Rather Pretend I'll Still Be There At The End,

Moose

PS: If you have any issues, then please let me know so I can fix them.

I'd love it if you used my work in any pictures you may want to take or any videos you may want to make, credit is optional in that sense. Please do not upload anywhere else unless its with a sim upload, and in that case I require credit. Please do not steal my textures or claim as your own (but if you wanted to take a look at these specific textures I won't object HINTHINTHINT). 

The Most Special Are The Most Lonely (Cazy Viola Moose'd)

I have school to do today, so I'll be brief. I saw this on Cazy's naver like 6 months ago, and I'm glad I have it now because its really pretty. That's all. Also this is an alpha edit because of reasons, but its not a huge deal, I just wanted longer, cleaner bangs. You can hate it if you want.

This style is based on Regina Spektor's new song All The Rowboats, which I think is fantastic. Listen to it, its bootiful.

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This hairstyle is 9,659 polygons in LOD0, and 5,012 in LOD1. Hopefully everyone should be able to run it, its a fantastic hair. 

*This hair is available for females of all ages except babies because that would be stupid. By babies I don't mean toddlers, I mean actual babies. This hair is default replacement, because TSRW threw a fit, so I just stuck my textures into Cazy's files, and now the in-game thumbnails look all screwed because she screwed with them because she hates retexturers. But it works, so yeah. You can only have one version.*

This hairstyle is compatible with breast sliders and fat morphs. 

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DISCLAIMER: I did not mesh this, I didn't fix this, I just retextured this. I can only take credit for the textures, IF that. 

If you like my work, like me on facebook. You can also comment, because comments make me smile, and you also have the option to subscribe to my blog.

God I Pity The Violins,

Moose

P.S. (In purple): Please let me know if you have any issues so I can fix them, because I care.

Feel free to use my retextures for whatever you want, but please don't reupload. The ONLY exception to the no reupload rule is that you may bundle with a sim, but you have to link back to my blog. Please don't claim as your own or try to steal my textures. 

It Didn't Have To Be This Way (Cazy Lilith Moose'd)

Hey guys, I know its been a while, but finals are coming up, and although I have a bunch of crazy stuff in the works for all of you, all I can really afford to give you guys right now is a simple retexture of Cazy's Lilith hairstyle. Speaking of retexturing, I found something scary in Cazy's texture. A message. It read as follows.

stalker stalker stalker

hey you! i live in the texture!

no easter egg here! go away

there's a ghost behind you!!!

creepy creepy creepy......

When I first read it, it gave me the chills to be honest. I'm not gonna lie, I was not comfortable with it being there. I feel like that was the reason that I haven't seen any retextures of this style around the community. Which is weird within itself because typically people jump on new stuff and retexture it within hours. But anyway, I hope you like this retexture, because if Cazy really does have access to ghosts, it may very well be my last. But it gave me an idea. Maybe from now on, I'll start including easter eggs in my retextures for funsies!

Anyway, the title for this hair is inspired by Sleigh Bells' song End of the Line. 

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This hairstyle is 11,089 polygons in LOD0, and 5,217 polygons in LOD1. A lot of people will be able to run it, but unfortunately some of you won't, my condolences. 

*This hairstyle is enabled for females of all ages, and the adult version is non-default. The child version, however, is not. The child version threw a fit in TSRW, so it is default replacement, meaning that there can only be one. But you can have as many adult version as you want.*

This hairstyle is compatible with breast and fat sliders.

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DISCLAIMER: I did not mesh this. I did not make the morphs, the only contribution I made to this version is my texture set. 

If you like what I do, like my facebook page, comment on this post, or subscribe to my blogger. 

Can You Hear Me? Can You See Me?

Moose

P.S.(ITS PINK): Please let me know if you have any issues with this retexture so I can fix it. 

Go ahead and use this retexture for any picture taking or machinima needs you may have. You may not reupload this elsewhere, but you may bundle it with a sim, but in that case you must link back to my blog. Please don't claim as your own, and please don't steal my textures. 

I Waited So Long For Your Love (Cazy Amanda Moose'd)

So in my opinion, I think this may be one of Cazy's greatest hairstyles, I think it is absolutely beautiful.

I've rambled quite a lot in my previous posts, and I think now would be a good time for me to just shut up and post, especially since I've only retextured this one, and haven't actually fixed anything, because Cazy is beautiful and skilled and all that Jazz, and I am but a lowly peasant or something. I know I don't make sense, don't judge me, I'm sleep deprived.

This style is based on Perfume Genius' spectacular song Hood. Warning, the music video contains homosexual themes, and I know some people don't want to see that, but honestly, the song and the video are beautiful, and if you're gonna get butthurt about it, don't bother watching. Also, screw you, we queerios have to watch you breeders make out all the time, and we deal without getting offended all the freaking time. Additionally, no one in the video kisses anyone, they just sit there in underwear and do artsy things. Rant over.

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Hoochie-Coochie phrase!

This hairstyle has 11,104 polys in LOD0 and 4,706 polygons in LOD1. I hope most of you can run it, it is beautiful in-game. 

*This hair is available for females of all ages, I try not to discriminate if possible. Also, it is non-default, so you can have multiple versions for some reason.*

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DISCLAIMER: I did not mesh this, as a matter of fact, my textures for this hair and blended a tiny bit with Cazy's because her hairs tend to make everyone else's textures look a bit jagged anyway. So its mostly hers, she is a Sims 3 genius. I want to be Cazy when I grow up. 

I have a facebook if you're in a stalky mood, and if you just want to know when I post things, you can subscribe at the bottom of the page. If you want to make me smile or feel bad about myself, you can comment. Maybe if you troll me hard enough, I'll post a live stream of me hurting myself. Obviously I'm joking, I'm not into hurting myself, and you're just random faceless people on the internet. You can't hurt me. Much. 

I Will Fight Baby, 

Not To Do You Wrong, 

Moose

P.S. (PARPLE): If you have any issues with my files, please let me know so I can fix them. This can be accomplished by email or by nasty comments that will probably make me cry. 

You can use my retextures for whatever you feel like, but I'd rather you didn't reupload them, and by that I mean don't reupload them unless you're bundling them with a sim upload, in which case I require that you give me credit. Don't steal my textures. Bye.